I enjoy the excitement and unity that running an instance brings just as much as the next guy. Hoping to get that rare epic drop! But, there's just something about the feeling you get when u pwn another player in battle, or better yet, just barely scrape out a victory by delivering that fatal blow at the last possible moment! That's why I do wow! There is an element of competition. Just the fact that you do battle commands respect from all players around even if you're the one that falls on the blade. Don't get me wrong, I like other aspects of the game like professions, dungeons, quests....well maybe not the quests so much...and I have to admit I love the oddety items in the game like Image of Archmage Vargoth, Piccolo of the Flaming Fire trinket and my highly cherished, Crashin' Trashin' Robot(undfeated in Org!) However, nothing beats the rush of a good battle!

is a WoW player anyways? Well first we need to give a definition for what WoW is. According to the Urban Dictionary WoW is a game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named Jordan follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game. A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a NPC just walked up and stole my experience!"

    So now that we have that out of the way please tell me your life is not like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVhwwFHGEFI . If it is then there might be a problem. I will tell you that I work at a good job and able to lift almost every day and play basketball on the weekends while still getting in the time on WoW. I would be lying if I said the game does not take up a lot of time and that there are a few nights when I have stayed up way later then I should have however, shit the game is fun there is no way around it. I was so apprehensive about starting to play this game at first. However I saw Slim playing it and he gave me the 10 day free trial and next thing you know I was hooked. It was like a scene from New Jack City and I was the Chris Rock character. I went to see Slim and he showed me the game and the exact quote was "Man I know what you’re thinking that this is crazy right but if you play it next thing you know you’re getting excited over stupid shit like eleven boots of stamina". So he slipped me the 10 day free trial and Blizzard like a drug dealer giving you the first taste for free was now in my life. Then next thing you know I’m at level 5 and we find out that Slim can’t give me items because I have the trial version and what do you know the credit card comes out and now that first taste for free turns into and automatic debt from my account monthly. Wow it happened just like that before you know it. Then I’m buying expansions and uhhhhh where does it end. Before you know it all of us will have headsets on and much less of a tan. However not me since I was just in Honolulu and yes for any lost fans I went to where they film it and took pictures of the "Island" if only I had meet Juliet because I would def have married that Ho.  

Listen I guess what im trying to say is man you can balance your life and play WoW. I make sure to do lots of activites and still level up and grind. Here is a good tip for WoW players. I keep a 35 pound dumbell by my desk and when im flying somewhere or killing a monster that takes awhile and I know I wont die, I will rep out curls, hammer curls, behind the head triceps, and shoulder presses. Trust me this will make you feel much better about sitting in a chair for 3-9 hours while improving your online life. 

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                Ok so I don’t know about anyone else but this is where the game can become interesting and also shitty at the same time. For instance my skinning is 309 and my mining is 87. Now as you can see my skinning is right is great all the things in the area that I am currently fighting in either can be skinned or are very close to being able to be skinned, however the mining skill is sorry. I have tried to make myself go back to the beginning areas but I swear it takes forever to level that damn skill up unless you are working in one of those Korean sweatshops you hear so much about. If you don’t believe me that they have these people just slaving away mining gold for penny’s in some where house please look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho5Yxe6UVv4 . Anytime you think your life is bad at least thank God or whoever your ass is not in that cramped ass room with a PIII computer and some dude screaming at you to mine faster. However I digress, I just don’t think I can ever bring myself to bring this skill up and it’s going to get dropped soon like a needy girl.  So the lesson is level your shit up when you’re in the right area’s because even though you tell yourself you will go back and level it out chances are you are yet again lying to yourself. So anyways if you haven’t taken the time to discover this site then your life is not truly complete since this site is not WoW related however it does have entertainment value and shit not everything has to do with WoW. Many people follow the saying “What would Jesus Do” I ask you would they would be a better place if they followed “What Would Tyler Durden Do?” and if you don’t know who Tyler Durden is then man I can’t help you.  He made soap and had some great views on life that’s the basic gist of it https://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=6542 . Also finishing up here are some tips from some girls that i guess make sense but man the one on the right by comparison is much better and this is only due to the fact that she has a friend that looks like she should be under a bridge collecting tolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePEr3DpfRQ&feature=related . Anyways me and Slim, and Mal will be writing things in here from time to time so check it out every now and then.